Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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