Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Randomize
