I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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