I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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