Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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