Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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