yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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