I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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