found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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