i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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