But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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