Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
ugly people sure do ruin things
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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