We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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