nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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