The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Congratulations! We have a period
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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