Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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