She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
sex in a hospital.. check
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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