dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Randomize
