Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
