The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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