i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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