nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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