I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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