i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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