Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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