sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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