the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I deserve this hangover.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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