I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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