your room smells of hookers.
And success
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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