on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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