Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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