dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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