Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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