I want to walk on stilts...naked
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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