was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
it's like iHOP with fire
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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