I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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