So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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