At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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