Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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