okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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