is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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