Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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