Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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