I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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