You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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