The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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