if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
We left the knife in your bed.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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