i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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