I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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