My brain says no but my pants say off.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Randomize
