and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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