Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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