ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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