i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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