I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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