Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
