My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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